cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president
oomshi:

are you suggesting i change my background to hitlers nipple
clubmoss:

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

oh bama ily

sirnonamstell:

remember when pete got a ticket

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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rabioheab:

what do you mean navy seals aren’t actual seals

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