• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Monday October 20th 2014


sarcastichashtags:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

me rn tbh

sarcastichashtags:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

me rn tbh

(via rnason)

Monday October 20th 2014


shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via sorry)

Monday October 20th 2014


(Source: best-of-memes, via yaa-biish)

Monday October 20th 2014


hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

(via yaa-biish)

Monday October 20th 2014


Anonymous
345

That’s how many days there are in a year

bewbin:

notbewbin:

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

Sunday October 19th 2014


Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via magicul)

Sunday October 19th 2014


izachnewton:


levanna:

finallyfoundstability:

I want this

OMG.

I was gonna say that that’d be a lot of sake, and then I got the joke. 

izachnewton:

levanna:

finallyfoundstability:

I want this

OMG.

I was gonna say that that’d be a lot of sake, and then I got the joke. 

(Source: onceuponachippedteacup, via rainylove353)

Sunday October 19th 2014


nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

image

(via sorry)

Sunday October 19th 2014


Sunday October 19th 2014


(Source: taggedrne, via celebooty)

Sunday October 19th 2014


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Sunday October 19th 2014